1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.
2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.
2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.
1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.
2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.
2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.
by Thedrizzle77 November 26, 2009
Muff Teeves
Noun
1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.
2. Outrageous slayer of poon.
3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
Noun
1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.
2. Outrageous slayer of poon.
3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?
John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.
Suh: Yee.
John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.
Suh: Yee.
by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009
A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).
by Bebebox January 06, 2012
by Kiy August 31, 2007
1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.
2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!
Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!
Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!
Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
by girlofglycerine October 14, 2010
"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"
"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
by mcfierce June 10, 2006
As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."
by MrZero May 18, 2009