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Earle Williams

A hilarious, but tragic example of an extremely horrifying creature that has an incredibly mundane name. Earle Williams is a bonus boss on Fallout 76 who was introduced in August 2020.

Some time before the present day in-game, Williams and his friends were trapped in a mine after it suddenly collapsed behind them, killing one of them and leaving the rest permanently stuck. The men were nonetheless desperate to survive, and resorted to cannibalism. Some of them, however, had too weak of a stomach and decided to just wait for their starvation to end it all.

Earle Williams was not one of those people. In fact, cannibalizing his dead friend seemed to make his sanity slip away. He started trying to eat everyone, dead or alive, but was nonetheless fully aware of what he was doing; he knew he was becoming insane. By the time that the events of the game had started, Williams has mutated into a massive man-eating monster waiting impatiently for his next meal, and it's up to the dwellers of Vault 76 to put him out of his misery before it's too late.
The fight against Earle Williams is quite tough. He has TONS of health, and he's so resistant to all forms of damage that even legacy weapons barely deal scratch damage to him. He's nimble, aggressive, and can utter a piercing scream that will terrify the player character(s), causing them to run uncontrollably in a random direction if they're standing too close, potentially allowing him to land a nasty hit or two. The mine itself is bubbling hot and will kill you very quickly if you stand in the wrong spot, and there's several mini-me's of Williams that are very strong and tend to gang up on a single player to quickly overwhelm them. And on top of that, you have a strict time limit of 25 minutes to kill him, which may seem generous, but it's not.

Despite this, there IS at least one weapon that works insanely well against him: The plasma gun with the flamethrower mod and of course the right perk cards. ESPECIALLY if it's the special "Enclave" version, which has an insane ammo capacity. (However, the mod is INCREDIBLY rare.) Some players have managed to kill Williams singlehandedly by using this against him.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021
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Earl

Earl is a fake ass nigga who secretly likes getting raped in the ass by large hard penis's for fun he always trys to change the subject and turn the argument on you
Wow Earl is fucking gay bruh
by anonymous December 22, 2019
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Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag and fart.
That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.
by Slapper Al December 31, 2024
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Earl

When saying earl in an informal sense it means the ripping of one's rectal cavity in the pursuit of pleasure. Some say that this act is most enjoyable in warbourgh. I find that it is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.
God, I can't wait to get home and earl everywhere!
by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023
mugGet the Earlmug.

Earl-like

To tell someone is intelligent or high IQ. Earl-like also refers to the people who do what they like and are not bound by any rules. Earl-like people refer to rogue individuals but with a clever goal in mind.
It was Earl-like when you answered that questions.
by stonehaus January 20, 2021
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earling out

when you lowk watch some 'my name is earl' while kratting out
bro i'm earling out rn... also why is randy lowk spitting facts maneee....
by onsumrealness April 8, 2025
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Earl

BUMBOOOOOOOOOCLLLAATTT
You acting like an Earl right now icl ts pmo sybau nigga ong
by unmarketable tomato March 25, 2025
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