Desk Pop

When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.

Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.

by dp4vp May 28, 2018

why is a raven like a writing desk?

A riddle. From the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice In Wonderland. Carroll himself said "the riddle has no answer, unless it does. But it doesn't, however it might." the riddle is unsolved, except in China. They know everthing. It is often used to confuse or befuddle a friend.

Adam:"So why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Charles: O.o

by Almost Alice June 9, 2010

Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.

"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"

by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023

Curtisy desk

The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".

Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,

by de la May 13, 2021

desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.

"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"

by therealJakeLemon July 7, 2016

DESK-TROLLIN

Desk-trollin (v) when sitting at your desk, your Significant Other gets on her knees under your desk and starts to suck you off.

Dude last night I was playing call of duty on my computer and my girlfriend got under my desk and started Desk-Trollin me. Its my new favorite

by AustinDee March 27, 2022