Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.

Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!

by Nico Usami June 9, 2011

Bunny-crunching

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.

Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.

by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014

credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

by honkhiam April 28, 2010

Toe crunching

When you fist a girl but with foot, by crunching your toes like a fist.

"I love toe crunching girls, it's so easy"

by Kailebthecunt November 21, 2017

Cum crunch

The spot of dried cum on the cloth used to clean up your orgasm.

This is some nasty Cum crunch

by Bony McGee May 12, 2014

crunch sandwich

a crunch sandwich is when you add a layer of your favorite potato chips to any sandwich thus creating a crunchy layer. on the sandwich.

person 1:hey, this sandwich is good but not as good as a crunch sandwich.
Person 2: whats a crunch sandwich?
person 1: i'll show you. (opens sandwich, gets a handful of doritos, puts the chips on top, closes sandwich, pushes top back on to the sandwich and listens for the satisfying crunch.) there you go.
person 2: cool.

by csblizzard93 January 2, 2012

Cripple crunch

The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.

Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x

by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020