Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks April 18, 2016

Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010

fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.

Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!

by Bjornn August 23, 2015

blind by choice

choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.

by falmeth November 28, 2010

Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.

i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.

by paul February 17, 2003

lovesick blindness

The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.

Aw shit Abby you have lovesick blindness, so I’ll be your wingman.

by FlyingKitten35 November 17, 2017

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor

Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind

by jehreeeee March 30, 2009