whomp biscuit

Refridgerated, canned biscuits. After you peel a little bit of the label off, you whomp them on the countertop edge to pop the container open. Hence Whomp Biscuits.

Honey can you cook some whomp biscuits for breakfast? Sure! What brand?

Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.

by miltonbuck April 28, 2014

vag biscuit

A pussy fart.

Jaime floated out one hell of a vag biscuit; the odor wasn't great, but the sound caused me to loose my wood pecker.

by Shar1 September 22, 2013

Biscuit Moment

The precise moment when a player, usual on a first person shooter reaches for a biscuit to their side, thus momentarily leaving their controller and making themselves vulnerable to sniper fire. More predominantly known as the KitKat moment in the UK.

Biscuit Moment: Whilst playing Call Of Duty 4 online, Tim reached for the conveniently placed biscuits to his left only to find once returning that he had been shot in the head by a sniper.

Whilst targeting this guy online I was waiting for the all important KitKat moment before taking appropriate action.

by Gippon January 8, 2009

Swamp biscuit

When going down on someone and you eat some of their flatulence. Must feel the air move across your lips for it to count.

Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed

"Yo los, I was eating this girl out and she gave me a swamp biscuit."
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"

by The Oh So Easy June 8, 2015

snap biscuits

One who snaps while dishing out flaky buttermilk biscuits with a hint of snap sauce

Let's get online and hit em with the snap biscuits

by A1 Snap Sauce June 14, 2016

Hogger Biscuit

Someone who works hard at their game and wants the ball.

I see you working hard there you Hogger Biscuit

by 4 Hinklestein March 31, 2021

Biscuit Hooks

n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.

Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!

Matt: (grabbing at the chips)

Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!

by macstavern August 26, 2009