chasity belt

noun: A belt worn by women and sometimes men in centuries past to prevent infedenity and pregnancy in women and Infedenity in men. The belts are made of leather, metal, combinations of the two or combinations of leather and animal skin or other materials.

Some belive that the Chasity belt will make a comback with the goth and those into sexual fettishes in the future, as the corset did.
"Damn! Sounds like a Chasity belt would hurt!"
by BookBear June 4, 2005
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shoelace belt

a shoelace belt is worn by a skateboarder because a regular belt hurts when you fall on it (especially the buckle) and gets in the way when your doing aerial tricks.
tying a shoelace around your waist as if it were a belt, hence shoelace belt
by Sk8Status October 30, 2010
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humus belt

A city, town or community primarily occupied by androgynous ex-hippies, vegans, activists of all types -- animal, anti-war, anti-bush, anti-nukes, etc. with a known affinity for hummus and other natural foods -- granola, hemp, etc.
Wearing my Bush '04 t-shirt with cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve and Big Mac sauce dripping down my face, I entered the humus belt with trepidation oniy the find the residents were oblvious to my presence. Their attention was focused on a group of folk singers in the town square.
by East of Texas July 15, 2008
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belt time

A popular phrase that fans of The Mark Side use to describe the event where the character Boss abuses the character Mark.
"Remember that time in TMS where Boss gave Mark belt time?"
by beltfather November 23, 2019
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belt up

british slang for shut up, a rude way to tell someone to be quiet.
by dragacrone January 24, 2013
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belt dong

the extra length of belt that stick out from you pants which resembles a penis hanging out infront of you.
"Dude! Put your dick away...oh nevermind, its just your belt dong."
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Skeet Belt

When a man intends to spray his ejaculate (i.e. skeet) on his woman's belly button, but ends up sprayin' skeet across her entire waist line instead. Skeet belts must go fully across, from left hipbone to right hipbone.
NOTE: Skeet belts are only a temporary accessory. That is, they do NOT last for more than 6 hours and will NOT hold up any other articles of clothing (like your pants). They do, however, compliment some articles of clothing very well (e.g. pearl necklaces).
My girl asked me to pull out, so I gave her a skeet belt to match her pearl necklace. She loved the accessories so much that she asked me for a pearl string bikini for Christmas.
by Aww Skeet Skeet Got Damn August 9, 2008
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