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explosive thai diarrhoea

u will die. Ur ass will explode if u catch this deadly disease. Keep clear of thai potatoes or face this type of diarrhoea.
Boy: I HAVE EXPLOSIVE THAI DIARRHOEA HELP ME IMMA DIE
by orangasm February 2, 2020
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thai hoc

a vietnamese person but everyone says that he is chinese.
he never listens to you
10/10 always has 100% in tests
dude this fucking chinaman thai hoc
by tracyvampire February 7, 2020
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Thai in Wabern

it is a very fein thairestaurant in bern, the best city in this fucken world. you get very fein poulet chilli. you will have to pay 13 swiss francs for one good ass fucken meal. yes
old thai women in the thai in wabern: hallo zusammen ( german for: hello together) you want poulet schili or fuck you.
People from swisstopo; yes
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Thai

The most selfish piece of shit. Will tear your life to shreds and pick up and go. The most emotionally unavailable person on earth. Will cheat on you from day 1.
Gertrude: Hey, what happened to that guy you were seeing?

Sarah: Fuck him. Turns out he was a Thai.
by CocoaMolly August 2, 2020
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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 4, 2020
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Bangkok mai thai

When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
by the real hank moody August 10, 2012
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Thai-Limbo

A competition between a group of friends as to who can have sex with the youngest prostitutes they can find. Winner is decided by who is the last to chicken-out or last to be arrested. Thailand, presumably would be the best location to attempt this feat.
After Rich and his friends went abroad for a bout Thai-Limbo, only one of them was later allowed back into the country.
by Ass Möde March 12, 2011
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