Wall Of Text

A HUGE paragraph that is long and looks like an essay. Usually, it doesn't use paragraphs at all. It sometimes hurts the reader's eyes.

WOT is also short for "Wall Of Text".

John: ZOMG!!!!!111111!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT1!!!!! I JUST PLAYED A GAME I GOT WHILE I WAS AN INTERN AT NINTENDO. IT WAS POKEMANZ RUBEH I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS WEE LADDY. SO I STARTED IT UP AND EVERYTHING WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND THEN THE GAME STARTED. I NOTICIED TER WUZ A SAVE FILE THAT WAS A GIRL. I WAS PISSED CAUZ I WAS A GUY. SO I PLAYED THE GAME AND TER WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, AND MAY(MY CHARACTER) HAD BLACK EYES AND WAS CRYING BLOOD. I WENT INTO A BATTLE AND MY TORCHIC WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIM/HER/I DON'T FRIKIN KNOW. MY JIMMIES WERE BEYOND RUSTLED BY THIS. MY TORCHIC KILLED THE POKEMANZ AND THERE TRAINER BY SHOOTING THEM WITH A MICRO UZI. HOW THE FUK A TORCHIC CAN HOLD A SUBMACHINE-GUN I WILL NEVER KNOW. THEN MAY KILLED THE TORCHIC AND SAID "UR NEXT". BEHIND ME MAY WAS STANDING BEHIND ME AND SHE WAS HOLDING A BOWIE KNIFE. WHY THE HELL A BOWIE KNIFE I DON'T KNOW. SHE SAID,"THIS IS FOR ALL THE PAIN YOU CAUSED ME". I SAID "BITCH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING". THEN EVIL PATRIXXX APPEARED AND SAID," THIS IS NOT FOR SUFFERING, THIS IS PATRIXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ELEVEN!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT!!!!!!" AND THEN KILLED MAY BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. THEN HEROBRINE, JEFF THE KILLER, LOST SILVER, SLENDERMAN AND SCP-682 CAME OUT AND KILLED MEH.

AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT

Danny: MY EYES!!!

Mike: That was a wall of text.

by Overstored Milk June 23, 2014

Mass Text

If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.

Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*

by NK4 September 2, 2013

text bunny

A cute bunny made out of text that is someday going to rule the world

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

Text bunny =                    (\__/)
                                     (='.'=)
                                     (")_(")

by Mat Tiz January 7, 2007

text relationship

A relationship solely based on constant conversations that occur via text message, while in person the couple tends to be extremely awkward.

Nick: Dude, those two have been dating for like five months now.

Matt: Hardly. They are in a text relationship, I don't think they have even kissed.

by itsauggieking October 28, 2010

text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.

1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.

by Eli January 10, 2008

text porn

Text messaging sexual inuendos or naughty pictures from one cellular phone to the next.

What were you doing last night? Becky and I were sending text porn to each other on the cell phones last night. Cool!

by You lie May 4, 2007

dropping text

You have dropped text if you have been texting someone continuously for a considerable amount of time (maybe 10 to 15 mins consisting of about 10 or more texts) and then you stop responding, this could be due to many reasons such as, you are at work, in a meeting, fucking someone else (aside from your gf or fwb), on a date or in a situation where you cannot respond to the text.

The reason for dropping text or not responding varies from just plain being busy to cheating on the significant other texting you. Where significant other usuaually a psycho chick that's in love with you and doesn't see any reason why you are not in love with her even though it is obvious.

by dadyyyy August 16, 2009