cheek test

When you smack your penile instrument on a girl's cheek to give her a little sample of the size.

How about I give you a little cheek test to see if you would be interested in fornicating with me?

by veedub November 16, 2006

buffer test

Any coming test, college, high school, or middle school, that you know you will do/have done well or exceptional on. This test is a safeguard for the other test/paper that you know you will to poorly on. For absorbing the shock of when you get a 73 on your term paper.

Dude, I think I'm set for the end of the year; I got a ninety on that history test, and I'm thinkin' that's my buffer test for that hugeass paper we have to write for Smith.

by KokeHed May 8, 2009

bag test

A fraternity hazing method in which a pledge's hands are rerstrained and a plasitc bag is placed over his head and sealed with a rubber band on his neck.

That skinny pledge was struggling so hard during his bag test I thought he was going to break an arm.

by Tic1991 December 1, 2011

unit test

Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.

Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.

by RogueEngineer December 24, 2013

speed test

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.

I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.

by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

Benchmark test

A dumb test that has nothing to do with what you learned or studied for, for the past 2 weeks

i studied geometry for 2 weeks strait but instead of a geometry benchmark test they gave me a calculus benchmark test.

by it cant be November 4, 2020

test email

An email, usually very short, sent for the purpose of testing whether the email system is working. The sender's purpose may be:
- to find out whether the sender's outgoing email is configured correctly
- to troubleshoot the end-to-end connection between a sender and recipient

If the sender is able to find his solution with no response from the recipient, the test email will usually contain a terse instruction like "ignore this email."

If the sender needs a response from the recipient in order to complete the test, then the test email will say something like "let me know if you got this."

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subject: testing...

Did you get this?

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subject: test 2

please ignore - just a test - M

by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004