teets

trendy online terminology for "talk to you later"; more modern and coming of age than "ttyl"

Friend A: ok I gotta run, see you tomorrow
Friend B: alright, teets!

by Shweta February 14, 2008

Snorg Tees

A company famous for their t-shirts with funny pop culture sayings on them. The company is also well known for their beautiful models, some of whom have gone on to model for Maxim and Playboy.

Tommy loves pirates, maybe a little too much.
Snorg tees has a pirate t-shirt for every day of the week.
Tommy slices off his hand and replaces it with a hook. Too hardcore, Tommy. You should have bought a t shirt.

by totototototally April 4, 2010

Teese

Small blackened ball of marijuana that isn't quite ash.
It doesn't smoke, but still provides a toke.

Smokin' the Teese
Hey guys, Wanna smoke the Teese?
Teese, T-E-E-S-E. The ONLY way to spell Teese.

by SputnikV3 October 15, 2007

dita von teese

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''

Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.

by Emilyfox February 4, 2008

Teeshwah

A white girl with a black girl's name and booty.

Look at that Teeshwah over there; she smashed the homie!

by TieshaAnn February 4, 2010

wiffany teeks

Tiffany Weeks' alias. A young Latino-American in my school.

You can't do my name! "Wiffany Teeks?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by Matt (Ultimate Power Ninja) April 22, 2004

Teesi

Teesi is a girl that is the nicest person you'll ever meet and Fuckin hot like nice rack and ass!!! but is insanly fucking wierd but in a good healthy way..she appearntly loves bright ass colors and wears them according apon her mood.She also says crazy random things out of Fucking nowhere!!She knows a lot of people but can never rember there names but of course she knows them by there face! And probly would hug the whole Damn world if she got the chance! and is Short as fuck! and couldnt pay attention if her life depended on it!! but for some crackhead reason everyone loves her for being as diffrent as she is..

Shantel: why dont you like me anymore
Cameron: im sorry your just not teesi enough for me

by annomyous8675309 February 4, 2010