organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

teefers

Teeth in baby tawk.

Owwie Mommy my teefers huwt.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

oom teetee

A phrase in Jawaspeak that means "I got to take a shit!"

"Well, I ate that Double Chili Wookie Cheeseburger earlier and man oom teetee."

by Armando Tlauhetl December 7, 2007

Paragraph texter

Someone who types long responses to a text

"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"

by Bookbanana February 4, 2016

tweeter

A loudspeaker that is particularly good at reproducing higher frequency sounds. Or, more precisely, an element in a speaker unit that has a small membrane. -- After thefreedictionary.com

"Push up the fader
bust the meter
shake the tweeter
bump it well well well
bump it well well" -- Erykah Badu, Bump It lyrics

by Antonio Iania February 1, 2004

tweeter

Flatulence produced when air escapes your anus at the same time as a solid object. Although usually associated with that high pitched fart that comes out as you take a huge dump, it is also much like what results from air being forced up your anus while participating in anal sex.

The headboard thumping and the quiet tweetering on the other side of the wall could only mean one thing: anal sex.

The soft tweeters in the bathroom were a sure sign that the one working stall was occupied.

by Coos Baylien October 18, 2011

turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.

Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.

by LickNunz June 22, 2008