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targetphat

A description for items purchased at Target that look cool and hip under the flourescent lights next to their ordinary stuff, but once gotten home is just as flimsly, cheap, hollow and uncool as anything from Wal-Mart.
How's that new world music cd you got at Target?

Well, I thought it was going to be great, but after listening to it a couple of times, I found out it is just targetphat.
by jack1nce June 2, 2010
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Big Ass Target

That fat Ass you just want to smack with a rubber band
Damn did you see that girl she got a big ass target
by Jtheslimster February 3, 2015
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tarrets

A disease in which you honk your horn constantly for no FUCKING reason and you flash your hazard lights randomly....sometime you may even throw the car into neutral just for a laugh at how mad shelby will get! AKA H loves S loves C loves T love T love L disease

When you have this you may also be sitting and all the sudden begin to yell FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCKING FUCKER WHORE BITCH BEKA

You may also have a tendancy to say 7 like 7 times 7 to the 7th power 7 times over times a day.
Thad:Whats up tarrets?
Holly: Nothing FUCKING DAMN SHIT much FUCK FUCK FUCK
Thad: Well thats good and how was your day ADD city?
Holly: It was #$%&*( good and #@&&*$ yours?
Shelby: GAH yall are both so Tarrets and we are like the best 7 friends EVER! FUCK SHIT DAMN!
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Target Sweden

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation
Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!
by Jonathan September 12, 2003
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Target

A place people go to to pay a little more to avoid Walmart
Friend: Lets go to Walmart
Me: no that place ghetto as shit, lets go to Target
by BilboSwagginz May 5, 2015
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Phil Target

W. Philip Target II is the CEO and founder of Target Corp.
You have heard of Charles R. Walgreen, Sr. of Walgreens, Fred Meijer of Meijers, Sam Walton of Wal-Mart. No one gives any credit to the man who thinks you should "Expect More and Pay less". This man is a retail genius, his name is Phil Target. People everywhere are butchering his family name and pronouncing it like it is French. It's time to give this man credit. . .I present to you W. Philip Target II.
by the wolf-man February 12, 2008
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Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.
Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"
by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014
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