Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.
by Shrexyshrek March 24, 2016
When a guy is subjected to the belly aching of chickfriends loss of current boyfriend. He is her social tampon.
by Ry Ry35 July 11, 2008
A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.
by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004
A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
by Teratogen January 13, 2012
A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.
Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.
Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!
Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!
Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
by WP88 April 03, 2010
(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.
(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.
(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.
by Vibez, The Voice January 16, 2013
by FeralKat September 13, 2021