the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.
Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
by gman3 December 25, 2009
Get the Tactical Seatagemug. the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.
1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?
2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
by rakkutime July 2, 2023
Get the tactical retreatmug. A moment or surprise as you fall over and somehow land inside a woman. Although it was an accident you play it off as it was on purpose and impress the lady. Not many men can pull this off but if you can you must be very tactical.
Girl:"hey, babe im ready..."
Man:"Im coming babe*slips over(tactical slip)"
Girl:"Wow you're so trained, you must have done this before"
Man:"Im coming babe*slips over(tactical slip)"
Girl:"Wow you're so trained, you must have done this before"
by Twixxxy July 27, 2018
Get the tactical slipmug. Marketing ploy to dupe kool aide drinkers into thinking this company makes THE best poling skiff on the market.
by VictorMancini March 14, 2011
Get the Tactical Skiffmug. Tactical bud was scientifically engineered to get you so unbelievably high causing you to talk about Pumpkin pie for 3 hours straight.
by para bellum July 23, 2020
Get the tactical budmug. tac·ti·cal camp•ing
/ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /'kampING/
adjective noun
Tactical Camping is
1.) In fps multiplayer - the act of remaining in one spot (usually alone) with a (Sniper Rifle), (Shotgun), or any other weapon in a area waiting for enemy players to get easy points specifically CoD
Generally looked upon as a "cheap" method of gaining kills or scorestreaks.
2.) Also in Multiplayer - playing at a slower pace moving from place to place not be confused with camper or camping.
Especially if you're still learning the games modes, maps, and/or angles.
/ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /'kampING/
adjective noun
Tactical Camping is
1.) In fps multiplayer - the act of remaining in one spot (usually alone) with a (Sniper Rifle), (Shotgun), or any other weapon in a area waiting for enemy players to get easy points specifically CoD
Generally looked upon as a "cheap" method of gaining kills or scorestreaks.
2.) Also in Multiplayer - playing at a slower pace moving from place to place not be confused with camper or camping.
Especially if you're still learning the games modes, maps, and/or angles.
"Mark engaged in a last ditch effort to stop being constantly killed by noobs and pros alike while also not trying to being a total camper" He began what he likes to call "Tactical Camping"
by WarChief311 November 3, 2019
Get the Tactical Campingmug. This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.
When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.
by Slid Steak March 4, 2017
Get the Tactical Blowoutmug.