swine flu

Swine flu is when you're having sex with a girl but pull out to cum all over her pussy, then use your hands to spread it all over her body.

After all, it starts south of the border and quickly spreads north.

Girl: No, not inside! Give me the swine flu instead!
Guy: Oh it's pandemic!

by TPain4Life April 28, 2009

uneducated swine

someone who doesn't know what the actual fuck they're taking about

"she's a slut"

" wtf she's 11"

"so"

"you fucking uneducated swine"

by broski47 February 17, 2017

Swine Flu

Term used to describe the phenomenon of cops arriving en masse, often to the consternation of non-cop people.

"Yeah, it was a bangin' party, but we caught the swine flu around 2:30. I was pissed.

by Lafayette, IN May 16, 2009

SWINE FLU

A sickness brought on by sleeping with a horribly unattractive person. Usually contracted during consumption of massive amounts of alcohol. The illness leaves the person feeling sick to stomach, dirty, depressed, and unwilling to leave the house.

guy1: Hey wanna ride with me over to the party tonight.
guy2: Nah man I'm staying in, last night I contracted a horrible case of swine flu.
guy1: Yeah I saw you leave with that walrus of a woman.
guy2: You ASS! Why didn't you stop me and give me a back handed flu vaccination before I went and got all sick.

by DCSIM April 27, 2009

Swine Flu

A disgraceful disease that should be blamed on our ancestors

"There was an old saying that pigs would fly when a black man was elected president... well, now Obama's had his first 100 days, and Swine Flu."

by Sailfish714 May 17, 2009

Swine flu

n. Pathology.
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.

n. Probably not swine flu

"I think I have swine flu!"
"Chill the fuck out, no one cares."

by 1123581321 May 05, 2009

Swine Fluck

When you have sex with a person whilst infected with swine flu. Thus infecting that person.

John: "you don't look so good man, what happened?"
Chris: "I think that blond from the club swine flucked me"

Kirsty: "you look happy, whats up?"
Kate: "I swine flucked the asshole who tried to roofie me"

by masterkai October 17, 2009