You begin sweating profusely because you have diarrhea and can not yet go. This often becomes worse the closer you become to crapping your pants. Upon relieving oneself the sweats decrease.
No Hillary I can't go to the party tonight I can't keep my makeup on I have a bad case of the diarrhea sweats.
by Dmnnmykah February 22, 2015
Where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing... its so bad that you're clenching your anus so as not to leak out any butt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet... in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your butt crack...
I ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later I got a terrible case of the butthole sweats while in english class... I thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!
by Flantari2 September 06, 2014
by foxsman September 08, 2008
by katanagears October 30, 2009
In the card game Casino, the Big Casino or 10 of diamonds. Name comes from a deck of cards used at Phoenix House Belle Terre which had Florida unsolved homicides on them. Phillip Sweats was the 10 of diamonds. His murder is still unsolved.
by J.T. Dawkins April 18, 2011
by Dovakinn kull February 05, 2015
the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.
"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"
by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008