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fa serious

Bill: Dude i fucked amanda last night!
Bob: Are you fa serious thats fuckin Boss!!
by Jim bob bill September 9, 2005
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serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.
Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003
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serious

1. something generally good or fun

2. something gangsta or crime related which is impressive

immortalised by garage emcee JME, "it's serious, serious". and so on.
1. "oi this new Mos Def song i got is serious"

2. ye i heard about that boy that pars around E8 but he's a pussy, he aint serious"
by Lord Sinista November 11, 2005
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sheeriously

a synonym of " seriously"
usually related to sex, usually when you want to bang a certain person
guy 1 : shes fine!!!!

guy 2 : i sheeriously want to bang her
by Abz11 January 23, 2010
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seriously

the ULTIMATE achievement of xbox 360 that consumes the mind, body, and soul and makes the user go completely insane while trying to obtain the beast.
Dude hes got seriously!
Wow he must be good!

Dude hes got seriously!
Wow he must have no life!

Dude hes got seriously!
Wow he should totally get laid!
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serious-fucking-ly

To question one who has just dropped a bomb of information on you.
Person #1: Hey Jim, did you hear Mark is gay?

Jim: Serious-fucking-ly?
by Jason36 May 15, 2008
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zombie serious

Often shortened to zomberious, zombie serious is the sheer pinnacle of serious.There is no seriousness more serious than zombie serious.

Consider the zombie at work:

A zombie is out for one thing: to kill and eat the flesh of other living creatures, usually humans. There is no bullshit with the zombie - Straight to the task at hand. The zombie's own decaying flesh wont even stop him. You could even chop his legs off and he would crawl to his victim. Talk about dedication! He doesn't care if he looks or smells like shit. A zombie is out there mindlessly sweeping the streets like a roomba vacuum until he finds living flesh, at which point it is on like Donkey Kong!

Other monsters have mixed motives...

Consider Dracula, who lives in a lavish castle and clothes himself with fancy capes. Dracula seldom returns to his coffin without applying Crest White Strips, as he finds yellow fangs repulsive. Speaking of repulsive, Dracula allows garlic to get between him and his blood. And then there's all of the hair product he refuses to leave home without (not to mention all of that pendant bling). What a pretty boy! If he wasn't so pale, Frankenstein would probably call Dracula the Guido of monsters. What a shame.
When are you going to let up with your mindless GILF hunting? You're zombie serious about GILFS. Get a life!
by Stayman October 23, 2008
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