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stripper crush

The condition a man gets when he first sees a woman and knows that he must have her regardless of what it takes or costs, much like the feeling of seeing the hottest stripper and knowing you must get her to grind all over you. This is a temporary condition that can only be rectified by sleeping with the girl.
Dude 1: You see that hot girl there by the bar?
Dude 2: Yeah what about her?
Dude 1: I've got a total stripper crush on her. I must have her.
by Valpo Law May 2, 2012
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stripper grits

The dirt and grimey film that is left on your body after a oiled up stripper has grinded all over you.
Gross. Girl! You are covered in The dancing cowboys stripper grits.
by Curlitup July 25, 2014
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Show Stopper

(Show Stopper )When one takes such a large shit.The toilet is clogged or no longer useable. To be used again will sometimes need a plunger.On occasions you might have to call a plumber.
John ate at a all you can eat buffet early today.Now he's using the bathroom he's probably dropping a (Show Stopper) again.
by ScotyD July 25, 2017
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Heart Stopper

A heart Stopper is where you blend a group of energy drinks, generally with a central flavor into a one gallon container and try to drink it without having a heart attack. They generally have a base liquid such as Mountain Dew or Gatorade. A Five Hour Energy is an optional ingredient but highly recommended for the full effect.
"Hey Ethan, wanna make a Heart Stopper?" "You're gonna fucking die if you drink one of those, Anthony."
by [Anthrax} May 10, 2018
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Opp stopper

A person who: Decisively Eliminates Opposition and Opponents.
He's a real Opp Stopper! The way he Knocked that guy out in first round.
by Opp Stopper June 28, 2021
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Job Stoppers

Visible offensive tattoos, such as "fuck You" inked across someones knuckles.
Jimmy - "how did the job interview go?"
Richie - "It went great until he noticed the two Marijuana

leafs tattooed on my neck"
Jimmy - "yeah, i thought those Job Stoppers might be a

problem"
by richieallen April 27, 2010
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Strippers Mouth

Strippers Mouth, n. - The clogged, strep sensation in a womans throat the day after she has given a deep blowjob.
Natasha: So how was last night with your new boyfriend?

Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth
by Legit, BabaBryan July 14, 2010
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