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Sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
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Stool

Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!
by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022
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red stool

I can’t remember what happened last night but I had a red stool this morning.
by beanricecheese February 2, 2022
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stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.
The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.
by LIZA with a Z January 5, 2021
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long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
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Plankton stool

They would be one s baker, who is the bakery owner of her rolls
Who would eat 30 lunches, that damn, plankton stool, lock you lunch packs
by Rednutyaduck May 11, 2021
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Step stool friend

someone who is there when you need to be lifted up emotionally/socially and then when you’re done, you discard them like you never needed them in the first place or they discard themselves.
my old friend Nate was a step stool friend, he was there during one of my darkest times but after that we just fell out of touch
by Fictionally_deceased August 4, 2025
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