Stirring the mayo

Female masturbation resulting in creaming.

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Stirring the ketchup

Female masturbation while on her period.

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes

Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Paint Stirring

Only occurs on sunday when the giraffe preacher says holy thanks to spaghetti

Will you be attending the paint stirring later tonight?

by slim slammie da bammie September 3, 2017

stir nigga

The guy the drug dealer forces to stir his crack while the said drug dealer is selling crack… typically someone who owes a lot of money and doesn’t want to suck the dope man’s flesh ram rod in lieu of payment.

“Whipping in the kitchen like a stir nigga”

by Irefusemyhandle April 18, 2023

Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish

He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night

by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022

Stir Nation

a nation in which everyone stirs it doggy style

The stir nation is the greatest place to live!

by Number One Eight May 30, 2007