Stirring the ketchup

Female masturbation while on her period.

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Stirring the mayo

Female masturbation resulting in creaming.

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017

Stir Fry

It's a way to cook chicken that's similar to the way to cook crack

I'll do some stir fry at the basement

by Pineapple with cheese January 11, 2018

Paint Stirring

Only occurs on sunday when the giraffe preacher says holy thanks to spaghetti

Will you be attending the paint stirring later tonight?

by slim slammie da bammie September 3, 2017

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

Stir the gravy

When the female continues to fuck (cowgirl or reverse cowgirl) after the guy has cum inside her. ( unprotected). Usually rocking her hips in a circular motion for best effect.

Last night after sex , she stayed on top because she wanted to stir the gravy.

by Dr. Pineapple May 30, 2017