Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.
by Ant-man crawls up Thanos ass March 25, 2019
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Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty
James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023
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Get the Squidward bait mug.The most elegant sea babe in the universe. If anyone were to have such luck to see this mystical being they would have eternal life and nothing bad would ever happen to them. They would get all the wealth they wanted and everyone would love them. Nobody has ever been so lucky to have seen this shining creature besides the all-powerful bruh frog and Bob Ross. Smexy Squidward is too powerful for eyes and if you look at him without protection you may die from shock for you cannot believe that there's something so beautiful and divine. It is impossible to find a creature more beautiful because no such thing exists. And if you are ever to question his powerfulness, beauty or smexiness you will be cursed with the worst possible punishment.
Everyone: "Smexy Squidward is the hottest creature in the universe!"
Criminal: "No he isn't I am!"
Judge: " This criminal has done the worst crime possible and shall be put to death this evening! If anyone wants to agree with them they shall also be punished the same way!"
Criminal: "No he isn't I am!"
Judge: " This criminal has done the worst crime possible and shall be put to death this evening! If anyone wants to agree with them they shall also be punished the same way!"
by Sloth Bruh December 8, 2020
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by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023
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