Squelchy

The sound that HOT butter makes when you squeeze it.

Tim took the fresh butter out of the microwave. *Squelchy*

by idkwhyiwrotethese June 9, 2019

Squelchlick

When you get food on your chin

You have a Squelchlick

by loox8332 January 15, 2021

Squelch

A group of five or more douchebags

Are there enough of those annoying pricks to constitute a squelch?

by SafetySquints February 11, 2023

Dream squelcher

a person who takes actions towards destroying somebody's dream and goes to great length to justifies.

Husband comes home and tells wife he will build the batmobile. Wife says: Fuck no! Husband says: you dream squelcher!

by charliesylver May 2, 2015

Popping a squelchie

The act of a woman dropping goo, or getting it.

Julie was popping a squelchie when she saw Shawn.

by Squelchie December 10, 2017

squalorance

Ability to tolerate living in mess or squalor.

My houseguests evidently have a higher squalorance than I.

by Eric Squair September 5, 2007

squeakafunk

The sound resulting when you fart in a chair

The squeakafunk resulting from Petey's fart was deafening.

by Charles Stratton July 27, 2008