Shaft squeezer

One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled

Shut up you shaft squeezer

by David Vazquez April 18, 2009

Desk squeezer

Where you shit your pants and jump as high as you can landing your ass on your desk.

Did you see Christina do a desk squeezer? Shit was everywhere!

by Randirt February 9, 2018

squeeze

what you do to boobs

I squeezed her boobs.

by listen to me August 20, 2008

Hug Squeeze

A hug, with a side of Ass Grab

I think she/he just needs a Hug squeeze.

by Dizamn February 7, 2003

penis squeezers

A woman's enormous breasts.

That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.

by tpirman1982 December 7, 2006

Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing

I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.

by Sacagewea March 20, 2008

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004