Spudge

Poop stain. Shart.

Jimmy's mother carefully loaded the washer, being sure not to touch the spudge in her son's shorts.

by surfdturf4u August 11, 2009

Squidge

Pretty much the opposite of the marijuana-smoking sense of the word chief.

Doris: Hey wanna chief?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm gonna squidge.

Later that evening:
Abby: Hey wanna chief later?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm squidging.

by Chadisrad January 5, 2009

scudge

a grinddier way of saying "smudge" or
scratch + smudge = scudge

That blockhead scudged my shoe!

by Denn-Denn September 30, 2006

Smudge

A derogatory slur referring to left-handed people that references their tendency to smudge their writing as well as their impact on society.

"Susan's smudge elbow keeps on knocking into mine while we eat!"
"Jimmy's getting a third stack of french toast? He's such a smudge."
"Quit being a smudge and learn how to use some normal scissors!"

by swingfox September 1, 2013

sludge

A low-life toxic personality who spreads their poison and contaminates the innocent. Sludge is human primordial ooze. Teenage girls often gravitate towards sludge. The sludge soon slimes all over them and the next thing they know the girl's hooked on crack. The trick out stage is next, where Mr. Sludge puts her on the street. She becomes a crack ho and he profits from the dual trade. Advice for dealing with sludge: run in the opposite direction or shoot on sight.

Antwan was a perfect example of sludge when he tricked Sally out.

by MsLi April 21, 2006

ass sludge

what comes out of your ass after taking colon blown.

Thought I'd have to call a plummer cause the toilet was packed full of ass sludge.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

Smudger

A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.

"When you go to the shops get some more TP, ive just done a smudger and used the last roll".

by Top Logger July 23, 2009