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squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.
by Volktronn February 26, 2018
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squitchie

Squitchie is: squishy
but on a whole nother level!

“Squitchie” is when something is so squishy, it sends chills down your spine. It’s extremely satisfying!
“This stuffed animal is so squitchie”
by Urbammer May 13, 2018
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Squachie

When you have nowhere to shit so you shit in your shoe then walk around with the shit in your shoe
Dude i had to walk all the way home from school with a squachie, it wasn't that bad.
by Sleeg Mcgee October 25, 2018
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Squanch

Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.
Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
by Squancher69 November 23, 2019
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Squancheekchok

Squancheekchok is a diety who is the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Squancheekchok is commonly used as an exclamation or curse word, and was the most common cat name in 2019.
Girl: Squancheekchok! I forgot my purse!
Boy: You better pray to Squancheekchok that it's still at the bar
by Beepta November 29, 2019
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Squach

What you call the greatest group of assholes on the planet Earth who do nothing but play videogames and attack League of Legends players.
Man I want to join the Squach.
by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020
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Squanch

To put someone beneath absolute filth; Dreg of the underfilth.
I will squanch this dude.
by Shekelboy April 1, 2020
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