Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011

groovy squared

The absolute grooviest a person or a thing can be.

This band is groovy squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty

"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"

by Donheis December 29, 2013

tolkien squared

something so cool that its like J.r.r. tolkien squared as in TO THE SECOND POWER. it all started when one of my friends was describing a thing in D&D, and i misinterpreted it. Soon ideas about a book to come sprung to my mind, thinking people would describe it tolkien squared, we prayed for such a thing and continued our pre-campaign chat

"man that book is no kidding tolkien squared!"
"what??"

by Cryonaka October 19, 2014

Crackhead Squared

An individual that is a crackhead and hangs out with other crackheads to do crackheaded activities.

Roman is really a crackhead squared. He is a crackhead and hangs out with fellow crackheads.

by Someone intelligent November 26, 2017

4 squared

The inability to get out of square four while playing four-square.

She got 4 squared so hard last night

by Grash0per February 8, 2018

straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 27, 2018