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Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.
I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.
by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008
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Splock

The same thing as a spliff. A mixture of tobacco and marijuana, rolled into a perfect smoking ciggarette pleasure called a splock.
stoner 1: "ay man you got any tobacco?"

stoner 2: "jah mon"

stoner 1: "alright! now we can twist this splock"
by community_high_school January 11, 2010
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The spock

Variation of The shocker. Pointer and middle finger are inserted into the female vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are insterted into the anus. Used if the shocker does not shock.
She squealed when I showed her the spock.
by 4g3nt_smith February 10, 2004
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The Dr. Spocker

A sexual act consisting of the index and middle fingers in the vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in the anus. Spock used this hand gesture just not in a sexual way.

AKA
2 in the pink, 2 in the stink
"Man, last night I gave my girl the Dr. Spocker and she freaking loved it!"
by rockershockerdrspocker January 18, 2010
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Spocco

A word that racist to sponges and it means useless and unneeded. it can also be used to group a large majority of sponges.
"DAMN FUCKING SPOCCOS ARE TAKING ALL THE WATER FROM MY SINK"
by SetoZero June 24, 2022
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spock

v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.
Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."

3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."
by atilla April 14, 2005
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sprocket

Damn sprocket stole my bike!
by kroegerkiller June 12, 2010
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