splinter cell

When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.

Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!

by jjooeerr May 16, 2006

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Slinger

Somebody who slings (sells) something, like drugs for instance. Also known as a slanger.

Homie: You the one slingin'?

Slinger: I'm on the way up with regular clients like you dawg!

by Dope Slanger December 1, 2006

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Jerry Springer

Term used to cover up foul words where you are not able to use foul words. Best used in a restaurant environment.

That mother Jerry Springer accused me of spitting in his food.

by trEpAz November 10, 2008

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Code Slinger

A person who has the ability to take a pattern and mass produce code from it. Common practice is write code first, document later.

Tim is a real Code Slinger, he did in a day what was planned for a week.

by Sunoff Gilead March 3, 2012

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to go Jerry Springer

To go Jerry Springer on someone or to Jerry Springer someone

Quotation used in the MTV reality show "The Jersey Shore" by Mike Sorrentino "The Situation".

The use of Jerry Springer is a reference to the same called talkshow "The Jerry Springer show" which is known for its verbal and physical affronts. To go Jerry Springer has a broad field of use in general meaning facing someone with the aim to provoke a (negative) reaction usually leading into verbal affronts or in severe cases even into physical attack.

I'm about to go Jerry Springer on her ass!

by zeitphantom January 17, 2011

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