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collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021
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Taint splatter

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.
I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.
by Cpt James Hook November 28, 2021
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the splatoon 1 losing music

The worst thing to have ever been crafted by mankind.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I lost in Splatoon 1 and heard the splatoon 1 losing music, and now I want to game-end myself.
Person 2: *listens to the song* Yo, that's kinda banging
by ISimpForOxygen September 29, 2022
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Attention Splatter Platter

A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.
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by pornstitute January 2, 2023
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peurta plata splata

When you are in a foreign country and get diarrhea
“Those fruits gave me the Peurta plata splata”
by Jub August 22, 2019
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slaptop

A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.
Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..
by FactRzerO May 3, 2005
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splatter

When she comes all over your face.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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