A store that used to be good and pretty funny for normal people but recently has lost all humor and become a place for mallrats and perverts hang out; where you can get your erotic board game, hookah, weed t-shirts, and anything normal thing turned into something to do with a dick, vagina, boobs, or balls all at once.
A couple teenage workers got arrested at Spencer's Gifts for telling a cop how to use a hookah to smoke weed.
by Mister N January 20, 2006
He is the lead vocalist (screamer) for underoath (a post-hardcore band). Spencer was born in North Carolina and he is in his mid-twenties. He has the most bitchin' long black hair you have ever seen and his stage presence is unrivaled. Spencer and Aaron (drummer and back up vocals for underoath) write the world's greatest lyrics for underoath. His favorite band is sigur ros and his favorite food is BBQ. His bandmates call him "spee," but to everyone else he is known as "Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior." Spencer is the most versatile and clean screamer you will ever hear.
by Matt Bernucca May 10, 2006
by sphincterizer January 04, 2010
by mrhannadoestoomuchcocaine April 08, 2019
guys attract colin spencer
by Gabriel Cipion November 01, 2018
Another name for a tall guy who's probably from Canada, who at any given time can randomly blurt out a dumbass question. Also walks and talks like he is a robot sent from the land of maple syrup to learn about the US. He's also loud as fuck
Spencer queef: Primary objective... discover the meaning of "head"
Jack: What'd you just say queef?
Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?
Jack: What'd you just say queef?
Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?
by keaty pablo February 25, 2020