Speedo Man

A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.

He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.

Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...

I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.

by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024

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Speedophile

Someone who constantly drives way under the speed limit.

They're going 20 in a 30. What a speedophile!

by BillyTheKidBTK April 1, 2025

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Spectocracy

Spectocracy (n.): A system of governance or societal control in which power is exercised through spectacle, image, and media performance, rather than substance, democratic legitimacy, or rational discourse.

During the rise of the new media age in the early twenty-first century, America twice elected a corrupt and vile reality show star and piece of vapid orange fap trash as their president, thus completing its transformation from democracy to spectocracy.

by Vonfunk May 28, 2025

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Speedo

Also called a banana hammock.

Friends, season 10, episode 14:
Phoebe: "I'm going to change my name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock."
Mike: "Do you know what a banana hammock is?"
Phoebe: "It's a funny word."
Mike: "It's a speedo."

by CaroWhatev August 15, 2025

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