Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

by sultanolli March 10, 2019

Southern taco

A country woman’s juicy pussy. Deliciously devoured by another.

Hey let me have your southern taco for dinner tonight!

by Alicia Sheree October 20, 2022

southern smog

yellow clouds of pine pollen that clog the air in the spring.

Man, I thought you washed your car. I did but then I drove through the southern smog and poff its squished worm green again.

by crazy2 June 18, 2010

Southern Ohio

The bar fight was invented here by William Bar. Fight and a person is only allowed inside if they are wearing cowboy-type clothing and has a degree in dikerin, snake rattlin, or goat/deer fuckin.

Let's go to Southern Ohio to drink some beers and fuck some deers.

by IllumiLogos March 13, 2021

southern poison

whiskey.

I just want to drown you out
With southern poison

by G Love and the Special Sauce December 18, 2012

southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

southern champagne

A Southern way of saying Coca-Cola.

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

by Mr. Mac&Cheese April 30, 2016