sloth

A misunderstood character from "The Goonies". When the gang first encounters him, they are frightened of his grotesque facial features. However, when Chunk encounters him one-on-one, he realizes that Sloth is being mistreated by his family. In the end, it is Sloth who saves the gang from the Fratellis. A note to all who think Sloth is the bad guy: SLOTH IS THE MAN!!!!

Chunk: You want a candy bar? I got a Baby Ruth, sir?

Sloth: Ruth....Ruth....Ruth.....Baby...Ruth!!

by ill bavid August 18, 2005

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Slothism

A medical condition where the victim cannot complete any task in a timely manner.

Sorry I was late. My mom was having a severe case of slothism, and took an hour to get ready.

by Giraffe africa September 18, 2010

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smooth juicer

a cool kid, when you have friends but you no life call of duty world at war all night with your other juicers

Jordan Kelleher is a smooth juicer

by JJ Juicer March 11, 2009

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slothdom

(n)- When one has achieved the laziest style of living (as humanly close to that of a sloth).

- Typically worse than Senioritis

Katherine: "Through Allah, I have reached Slothdom."

by RAE414 February 4, 2014

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Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017

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