softmans

(n.) Someone who is unwilling to do something that the majority of his/her group wants to do.

"Yo, Bob reach this jam its gonna be live, everyone's reaching!"
"Nah bro, i don't want to."
"Softmans."

by Mbergs March 18, 2009

soft-serve shits

fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.

Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"

Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"

Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"

Friend: "Sucks to be you!"

by introspectacle January 13, 2011

softcore parkour

Not really parkour, but walking over chairs/tables to get to where you need to be, usually very slowly.

Jim: Dude, can you move the chairs? I need to leave the room to make a phone call.
Tim: Softcore parkour! Climb over shit.
Jim: I guess that's my only option.

by pageofspace October 4, 2013

Soft Cunt

The Australian word for pussy. It can be used affectionately, but it often an insult. Not be be confused for mad, weak or sick cunt.

*Watches chic flic*
*Oi, are you crying?*
*Maybe*
*God, don't be such a soft cunt*

by plssendhelp May 10, 2015

Soft-stud

1). A soft-stud is a gay or LBGTQ slang definition that properly describes the attractive features of a feminine female that has man like characteristics or behaviors. 2). The opposite of a Butch-Stud. 3). More feminine than masculine, but masculinity is favored.

Not all soft-stud women wants a relationship with a feminine woman.

by Gliztening January 5, 2021

Soft Grunge

A pejorative but accurate term that typically describes the average teenage tumblr or blogger user that doesn't see themselves as hipster. By using pop culture and surface references to grunge in music, fashion, and imagery they seek to appear as unique and interesting as possible (although the effectiveness of this is debatable).

Usually the content they post is stolen with all reference of the original author removed in order to promote themselves. Subject matter typically falls somewhere between artsy and trashy.

human: Hey I didn't know you listened to Soundgarden?
tumblr kid: What?
human: It's on your T-shirt?
tumblr: oh right...
human: I get it your a soft grunge kid and therefore are just in it for the aesthetic.

by sparklechair December 29, 2012

Soft Swinging

The act of couples(swingers) particpating in sexual acts in the same room but not swapping or sharing their sexual partners.

I need a girlfriend so I can do some soft swinging with you two tonight.

by MichaelO June 28, 2005