Smooth shoes

Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.

Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea

by Sheslikeheroine November 16, 2018

smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 8, 2011

Smooth as a pickle

When someone is being incredibly cool and charming. The act of being a suave bastard 😎

Damn that was smooth as a pickle 😍

by Hannah the mad thing May 24, 2020

smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.

example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"

by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010

Smooth Ass

A person who keeps making you fell for their trap with different tactics and strategies

xxdicklvoer69xx: ez ggs
Cummander: i hate you smooth ass bitch.

by FarMistt November 30, 2020

Smooth Tube

A Saxophone.

Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?

Jayden: The Smooth Tube.

Nathan: Nice.

by GiveMeTheNoodles April 23, 2020

Smooth Sally

When your gf is taking a shower and you nut in her hair so she uses it as conditioner

Friend 1: did you smooth sally last night
Friend 2: yeah her hair so smooth after

by CaydanWillson December 24, 2019