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Smitty

A submitter of content to a website (mainly Fark.com) who is obviously retarded.
Smitty thought "spork" was a compound word and not a portmanteau.
by tototototoad April 28, 2010
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Smitties

The plural acronym for the phrase "See Me In Ten Years" pertaining to young women used by (legal) older males when they would like to engage in sexual intercourse or sexual acts of any kind.
"Bro, check out that group of smitties over there."
"Yeah bro! We could totally dominate those smitties!"
by SmithySmith September 30, 2008
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smithtown

a town in long island new york that has every steroetype out there. even though it consists of 98% rich white kids. theres two highschool, east and west. and they are both known as the pharmacy because of all the drugs. us kids usuallly chill in town, either stjames for east or mainstreet shops for west. orr the mall. every girl in smithtown is a whore& slut. or a prude one. there are fake ghetto kids too. its a pretty good town i guess.
kid 1: yoo wanna chill in town tonight? we can go behind starbucks in the parking lot and do drugs.

kid 2: yeaa my boys from smithtown eastt are gonna come and chill. theyll bring some shitt tooo.


east 1: wanna chill in front of the smoke shop near the pizza place?

east 2: yeaaa maybe someone will get us shit.
by yourrprettycool February 21, 2009
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Smitty

When you do somthing dumb and now You got the shit face.
it also means if you were to get embarrassed!
If you see a boy in the hallway and he was to fall down the stairs you would say "ooooo Smitty!"

If a boy ask a girl for her number and she say no then the boy gone be looking "Smitty."
by through witit September 29, 2009
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smithtown

A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.
Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.
by thatsmithtownkid July 25, 2008
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Shittoli

Mom: I'm making shittoli for dinner, you want some?
You: YES!!!!
by GTbrett90 April 28, 2005
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Smitty

A dirty girl that flirts with everyone’s boyfriend
Er rhat girls a smitty
by Blindfoldedickhead March 31, 2019
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