Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.

I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.

by John Phillips April 19, 2006

small-breasted Jersey shrew

A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.

Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.

by Jean Shepherd February 22, 2008

small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

by and by April 18, 2009

small loan of a million dollars

How Donald Trump started his career.

"And you know, when I got started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

by Volkaynoe September 1, 2016

Small Dick Energy

When someone displays unattractive qualities like: toxic masculinity, cowardice, aggressiveness and other pitiful behavior.

For example: Insecure psychopath non-alpha male Leo Dottavio from the bachelorette reeks of small dick energy.

by Bachelorbabe August 29, 2018

small in the game

referring to the male penis and that it is small.

I hate to burst your bubble, but you are pretty small in the game.

by epihany September 25, 2008

small time

A human being who catastrophically fails at everything they do. Someone who is small time could also do something completely inappropriate such as play fifa at a social gathering all night or hurt themselves in ridiculous ways.

He just tried to down his pint, and spilled it all over himself. small time.

by small timer1 November 16, 2011