someone who procrastinates so hard that they do the work the morning before it's due, if they do it at all. Someone who is even too lazy to copy, so they get someone to copy FOR them.
by Bob November 1, 2006
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I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
by efle October 17, 2009
Get the shocker mug.v. To put two in the pink and two in the stink, then shout 'Live long and prosper.' Based on the traditional split fingered Vulcan greeting used as a variation of the shocker.
by Jay Mc January 18, 2008
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Get the slooker mug.The Guy Shocker is the specific position of the fingers used when a guy is relaxing and he has his hands down the front of his pants. The classic position involves a guy with his thumb around or in his belly button and some or all his fingers down below the belt-line and inside his underwear. Comfortable and easy to do.(Not X-rated at all.)
"When I was sitting watching TV the other day, I whipped out the guy shocker and was so comfortable that i fell asleep."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
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Get the dislexic shocker mug.a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.
by S_ May 28, 2008
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