Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.

Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.

by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009

singleite

n. Derived (yet distinct) from the term "socialite". a socially prominent person who is single. "Socially prominent" is to be active, well-known or standing out in social gatherings, such as parties, events, the nightlife scene (bars, lounges, nightclubs), etc. And to be "single" means having your Facebook status be "Single"--not "It's complicated" or "In an Open Relationship"--whether it's true or not.

Seattle's most eligible (or eager) singleites can be spotted at the hottest parties.

by The Singleite January 13, 2011

Single-hander

Someone who has had sex with between one and five people, i.e. they can count their sexual partners on a single hand.

If I had your luck, I'd still be a single-hander.

by SFMG November 13, 2012

Singleton Cheeks

Sunken in cheeks as a result of methamphetamine use. The first visible sign that a person uses methamphetamine due to loss of appetite and consequent loss of muscle tissue and fat in the face. The longer the use, the more pronounced the vertical indentation to the cheek. Eyes that appear to be "bugged" out, visible sores from picking at the skin, and loss of teeth develop after the appearance of Singleton cheeks.

It's obvious that guy is a meth addict, look at his Singleton cheeks.

by Street Sweeper December 7, 2012

single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.

-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"

by Single15 July 29, 2014

Singleton day

It's on the 7th of April and it's like valentines day but for single people and other singletons by the favourite singleton a gift

Happy singleton day to all the single people out there

by Barbie98 February 14, 2015

single-syllable reply

Constantly replying with "yea. No. Sure. K. Nice. Kden" and other such meaningless and mostly non existing words. It is a great way to get even your friends to hate you

Pers 1: Hey dude, I just earned $100 of your painting! the guy loved it!
Pers 2: Cool.
Pers 1: Can you please stop the single-syllable reply?!
Pers 2: Sure.

by CyrinPlays May 22, 2015