shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Shred some gnar

Wicked skate tricks
Straight killin it on a skate board

You guys ready to shred some gnar?

by ABKT111017 November 16, 2018

Shredded pussy ass

When you too many children and your uterus falls out and you can only use ass after that.

Damn, that girls shredded pussy ass gave out on doing.me.

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025

shred-sicles

Another word of guitar chops.

Malmsteen has mad shred-sicles.

by Total Eclipse October 26, 2007

Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"

Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!

by Munchk1n March 3, 2022

shred

To exert forceful dominance over the slopes while skiing.

'Hey let's go skiing this weekend!'
'I'm down, should we bring our girlfriends?'
'Fuck no, I'm trying to shred.'

by Man of Gold November 22, 2013