The Shits

A phrase used to describe an uncontrollably runny liquid that squirts out of the ass.

Jake : Damn Kiersten you blonde hair is so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!

by SlopNChop February 13, 2018

The Shit

known only by name to few, this mysterious colchester based narcotic dealer is said to sell some of the most potent shit on the market today. His sand ket is a best seller!

the shit:say my name
denon: youre the shit
the shit:youre god damn right

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

Shit

Brown stuff that comes out of a ass.

David had to go shit, but the bathroom door was locked. He waited for 2 hours. David pooped in his fucking pants. That is fucking gross.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 4, 2020

Shit

A premier league team called arsenal

Bro ur team plays like arsenal your shit

That’s sad man

by Arsenalsuckdick April 30, 2019

no shit

the absence of feces.

there's no shit in the toilet.

by square root of negative 1 January 8, 2012

shits

A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.

See also 'Brads'.

"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

shitted on

when somebody makes fun of you and/or constantly talks down on you or your crew.

If you got some fake ass Air Force's on like those FUBU shitz and somebody makes fun of them then somebody could be like "You got shitted on!!"

by rocaboy June 1, 2006