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Sheening

Similar to Reaganing, Sheening involves an extended period (72+ hours) of pure awesomeness. Qualities to be sustained while Sheening:

- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
Charlie Sheen, TAH. Vintage 2011 Sheening:

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."

“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
by His Majesty the King March 17, 2011
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Sheenis

penis wrapped in cocaine

named after charlie sheen
today this bitch was blowin lines off my sheenis
by ganja2112 September 20, 2011
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Sheening

man charlie sheen thinks he is sheening
by phoenixisvaticanassassin March 20, 2011
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Sheenies

Amount of win a person has, usually measured in points. Named after the cocane-addicted celebrity Charlie Sheen, who also has a tendency to win oftentimes. Similar to Kudos Points from the video game, Project Gotham Racing 4 (PGR4), but one cannot buy items with Sheenies. Plural of sheeenies: sheenie
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, I just owned Joe in that running race we had.
Person 2: Sweet. Looks like you just earned some major Sheenies.

Example 2:
Person 1: Woah, what happened?
Person 2: Just got my ass kicked by Debra. I think I lost a ton of Sheenies on that one.
by lemonlad7 May 27, 2011
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Sheenirific

Something that so great(usually Jew related) That can only be described by That word.
Wilson:"Hey dan, Did you go to that Jew-Bash last night?"
Dan:"Yeah it was Sheenirific.
by Alan C. Christ April 23, 2008
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sheenis

A cocaine covered penis named after actor Charlie Sheen for his affinity for cocaine and prostitutes.
I'm sure that only a girl who is really a coke head wants a Sheenis.
by winningtigerblood69 September 21, 2011
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Sheiniki

Someone with an abnormally large penis. Shei means large and niki means penis.
Yo what's up dawg, you got a Sheiniki.
by Kystuma January 27, 2023
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