by alaina💩💩 November 30, 2019

by Flyingbinbag42 August 31, 2016

when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
by happilysmythe March 25, 2022

Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.
by sillybillyboy April 23, 2014

by Allie Mata January 5, 2006

1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005
