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super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.
Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!
by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005
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Snapper

(noun) 1. A small amount of pot (usually rolled into a ball) that is smoked through a water pipe and completely consumed by the user in one breath. It makes a "snapping" noise when pulled through the small hole at the bottom of the bowl.
Dude, load me a lil snapper befor I go to work.
by Ramidus April 23, 2003
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Skapper

A cross between a Skank and a Slapper. A derogatory yet affectionate term to define an at least semi-attractive female. Most effectively used when shouted out loud in public upon site of said female to alert male counterparts to her presence.
As the boys wandered down the street Rohan yelled out "Skapper" to boys turned to their left and sure enough there was a tight brunnette in a bikini.
by mkmydnr August 27, 2009
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Snapper slap

The female equivalent of cock blocking. The act of preventing sexual activity for a woman.
If you even try hooking up with your old boyfriend, I will snapper slap that shit so fast....
by MisAdventure66 January 24, 2017
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wet slapper

WHEN YOU BUST A NUT ON A GIRLS FACE AND THEN YOU DICK SLAP THE WHORE
I wet slapper martha g from lompoc high school becasue she wouldnt show her tities in public.
by jiffylube to the maxxx May 22, 2009
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cock snapper

A girl who is so hot that she induces an erection of such magnitude that one's cock is snapped by his jeans.
by Burst Jeans November 22, 2011
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clean snapper

The wonderful look and feel of a shaved pussy
I love eating and banging a clean snapper
by bulk May 17, 2006
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