Self-Whiteous

1. Being oblivious to white privilege.

2. Pointing out every accomplishment every white person has ever done, while contributing nothing themselves, thinking the race has value on it's own.

3. Feeling entitled by the white race.
That racist, self-whiteous piece of shit said "Make America white again." America has never been white!
by G. Garloo May 15, 2018
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Self-Nooner

Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour.
The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!
by Mr. Winter January 31, 2007
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Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.
In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.
by Dr_dude November 03, 2019
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Self esteem

The girl with the blurry boobs had low self esteem.
by marlasinger January 31, 2007
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self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.
by Downstrike May 22, 2004
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self-pwn

1: When you do something utterly stupid, it causes something bad to happen to you

2: suicide

3: Variation of self-own
Guy 1: He slipped on his skateboard and fell down the stairs, breaking his neck.

Guy 2: Self-PWNED!
by Tacosniffer May 12, 2006
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Self made

When your sister makes a sex tape and gets famous.
Doug: Wow did you hear about the new Forbes article where it says Kylie Jenner is the youngest SeLf MaDe BiLLiOnAiRe!
Tim: buuuuut she not thoooo... she was always rich.
by Jamesbuttlicker March 08, 2019
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