Selfie-illiterate

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.

I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April

by MATMD555 May 27, 2018

Selfie swapping

When you are with someone and you take pictures of each other and send them on a common group chat ( selfie war ).

These 2 retards are selfie swapping on the grouo chat again

by Atagin June 19, 2021

indian selfie

A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.

jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.

by 3zeek November 9, 2015

Iceberg selfie

When a fat person frames a picture, selfie/profile pic, in such a way that 99% of there mass is hidden.

Hey Adam, check fat Karen's iceberg selfie!

by Gordon cowperthwate July 21, 2017

Raw selfie

To take a picture of yourself with no makeup , filter, or edit.

She took a pic with no makeup musta been a raw selfie. fresh

by Lilmilk October 9, 2017

natural selfielection

A category of fatality invoked during, and due to, the self-taking of a photograph. Like a 'Darwin Award' recipient, but a true event.

Did you hear about the couple's fatal fall in Yosemite National Park while taking a cliff edge photo in October 2018? Just another case of natural selfielection.

by Bachelor boB October 31, 2018

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie

Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.

by RamonaX June 27, 2014