seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 07, 2019

bagel seeds

A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.

guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds

by bagelseedboi October 22, 2019

Shit Seed

When there is still remainders of shit in your asshole after crapping and wiping

"Bertha, why do you keep itching your ass?"
"I got a shit seed in there!"

by Spngbobdickpants August 11, 2017

Seed Dick

The person or persons who do not tell you that you have seeds stuck in your teeth, despite having conversations with them.

BOY A: OMG, I had a poopy seed in my front tooth!

BOY B: Yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.

BOY A: You're a seed dick!

by Lovepeaceandlemonade June 11, 2012

Rat seeds

When a rat takes a shit

“Hey look at that rat” “holy fuck it just produced some rat seeds”

by Karlstir February 05, 2021

Curm seed

A melon

Your a Curm seed.

by Nakejae March 15, 2022

Disney seed

A mediocre child who is thrown into the spotlight, made to be idolized, and showered in riches until they reach puberty and can no longer be marketed efficiently. this usually leads them unprepared for adult life and doomed to fade into obscurity

I feel bad for all the Disney seeds on tv these days.

by [e-mail] September 20, 2015