Scroll monkey

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.

Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.

by LordRam May 20, 2016

vegemite scroll

Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.

Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.

by Rem_sleep September 30, 2019

Scroll

The act of someone pouring alcohol into your mouth continuously as they swallow

Damn he got scrolled with alcohol

by Bangadrums May 10, 2022

pull out the scroll

A person who lists the wrongdoings from the other party.

Oh, you don’t remember what happened? Let me pull out the scroll real quick.

by Saucysavage93 March 31, 2022

Skid Scroll

The name for the remaining roll of toilet paper after someone has wiped their ass with it and then rolled it back up rather than tearing it off and flushing it.

Tim decided it would be funny to leave a skid scroll in the dorm bathroom.

by ShitDoctor April 27, 2010

Scroll Hole

When you’re so sucked into meaningless scrolling on your phone that you can’t hear and don’t notice anything going on around you.

“What do you want for dinner? … Oi.. Oi Bro! Hellooooo? Damn she in a scroll hole.”

by anonymous December 15, 2022

Scroll Pirate

When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.

Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed

by alpha india golf February 23, 2021